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4/16/2014
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I just saw my cat do an impression of Louis Armstrong. And now I can die happy.

I just saw my cat do an impression of Louis Armstrong. And now I can die happy.

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3/30/2014
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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via anonymousparty)

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2/24/2014
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dangitjulie:

I’m sorry, but they’re practically twins.

dangitjulie:

I’m sorry, but they’re practically twins.

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2/24/2014
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dangitjulie:

Sand grains zoom zoom zoomed in

dangitjulie:

Sand grains zoom zoom zoomed in

(Source: theacademy)

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2/24/2014
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Rest in Peace, Harold Ramis. You helped mold my childhood and practically wrapped up and handed me my sense of humor.

“Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.”

— 2:15 am (via we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh)

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